FailureThe Habit Tracker That Roasts You
Finally, a habit tracker that uses shame, memes, and social pressure to keep you accountable. Because sometimes you need tough love to build better habits.
Features That Helped Grandma Get to School
Because regular habit trackers are too nice
Your Mom Roasts You
Have your Asian or Hispanic mom roast you just like your childhood. The ultimate motivation.
Calls Out of the Blue
Get surprise calls from Mom when you're slacking. You can't ignore her.
Nagging Text Messages
Receive texts nagging you to get to work. Just like the good old days.
Push Notifications
Get persistent push notifications that won't let you forget your habits.
Streaks with Friends
Get social validation by working on streaks with your friends. Accountability that works.
Send Memes to Friends
Send memes to your friends to encourage them. Support through humor.
How It Works
Three simple steps to transform your life through mom-powered motivation
Create Your Habit
Set up your habit and tell us why you're motivated. The more we know, the better we can roast you.
Mom Roasts You
Your Asian or Hispanic mom will call or text you with reminders tailored to your specific habit. Just like home.
Stay Accountable
Complete your habits or face more roasting. Share streaks with friends for extra motivation.
Ready to Fail Your Way to Success?
Join thousands who are building better habits through shame and memes.
Available now on iOS. Android users, your time will come.